Sex on Mondays: 19 Thoughts I Have While Having Sex

We’ve all had those moments where our minds wander when we are having sex. I’m sure many of you can relate to these list of thoughts that I’ve had while doing the deed.

1.  “I wonder if he thinks it’s fun for me when my head is nailing the headboard.”

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2.  “These are the softest sheets I’ve ever felt so no matter what it’s worth it.”

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3.  “I wonder what having a penis would be like?”

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4.  “Shit! I forgot to call my mom back today.”

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5.  “How many other girls have been tangled up in these sheets.”

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6.  “I wonder if that extra scoop of ice cream I had today is starting to show.”

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7.  “Please do not take off my bra I beg you.”

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8.  “I probably should have peed before this started happening.”

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9.  “If he asks me to do it in the butt I’m going to say hell no.”

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10.  “I wonder if we can order a pizza after this.”

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11.  “I wish when he kissed my ear he would not put my entire ear in his mouth because that’s just disgusting.”

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12.  “I swear to God if I get a hickey I’m going to kill someone.”

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13.  “Wow, that’s a fun new thing I’ve never done before where did he learn that?”

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14.  “Okay I really think that this has gone on long enough.”

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15.  “I’m really glad we turned the lights off because I’m pretty sure I’ve never looked worse.”

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16.  “I wonder if the grades for that last exam have been uploaded yet”

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17.  “WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT SCHOOL AT A TIME LIKE THIS?”

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18.  “I wonder if he’s going to call me in the morning?”

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19.  “Yeah he’s definitely not going to call me so I probably shouldn’t get my hopes up.”

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Well that’s it folks. Whether the sex is good or bad our minds are bound to wander. Hopefully only some of these thoughts have crossed your mind, but more than likely you’ve experienced almost all of them.

 

Written by Taylor Palmby

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